Humor?

A Year 2000 Prophecy

Prophecy can be devastating and bite the recipient in unexpected ways.

Bot Abuse

Emperor Norton: Where can we get married silly?

Human: Depends on whether you choose a man or a woman.

Emperor Norton: Really now that is an interesting fact I hadn't heard before.

Inciting My Bot Against Me...?

I have worked my way down through the Ps

Secret Message to the French

Label from a nylon laptop travel bag, made in the USA for sale in France.

Studying for my Turing Test

Human: Do you support the war?

ALICE: I am in favor of all records being broken, at any time.

Giant Butterfly

A rare California Giant Swallowtail caught at the San Diego Wild Animal Park last Friday.

At Home with the Schleimanns

I don't know what your problem is Electra. You're so selfish. Look at your sister Iphigenia. She'd give her life for her mother and father!

New Lexicons for the New Century

I received a shorter version of this list from John Lettiere via email.

Father Forgive Them, They Forgot Their Lines

Jesus: [rolls eyes at camera] John could write gospel, but, you know, could he write dialogue?

Does God Hate Lobster?

Eat not of the Shrimp because it is loved by Your Creator.

Saddam Trial Moved to Modesto

Think the world has become too strange to be true?

Just What Are They Measuring Here?
Think Colin is given to exagerration?...

The Ark

Poor Job. He bit the dust first.

Osama Confesses
See it here!...

Rah rah! Cis-Boom-Baa!*

The story of a Muslim football league in Irvine inspired me to rethink a few team names.

More Cthulhu Fun

When I first saw the thumbnail of this, I thought: "Are those bat wings?

Self-Arresting

The East Point, Georgia Police have now made it easier for you to conduct your very own Citizen's Arrest!

Support our Boys!
A Feline National Guardscat shows off substandard equipment issued to his unit in the War on Terrier....

Idi Amin

One authoritarian dictator is pretty much like another. Right wing critics of Amin don't like to talk about the fact that he got to live the good life in Saudi Arabia until his death from multiple organ failure in Jeddah or that he was put out of power by socialist Tanzania.

The Ultimate Snow Globe
If you have ever wished for truly godlike powers, click here. Filched from Nobody Knows Anything...

Happy Thanksgiving

This is one bird that won't be getting cooked.

Church Sign

Make your own by clicking on the image!

Annoying Hiker Types

Marches to the destination, military style. As soon as he arrives, he turns back. No stopping to look. No point in his march except exercise. (So why doesn't he do it at the track?)

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Shooting Peasants

"I shot two peasants," said the Russian.

It Pays To Increase Your Word Power...
I came across the following word in a journal article recently... eurologophallophobia It seems to me, you can unpack the...

Vote

Perverse Children's Books
I think this deserves no further comment....

Snort more Nitrous?

Just to see if I could score one up on Yule, I went looking for a web page that would describe the sinuses and explain what they are there for.

Trolled

They did a good job, I have to admit.

Another Shocking Photo from the Front

A Feline Citizen's Militia member stands ready to do her part in the War on Terriers.

Shocking Photo from the Front

He did say that he was spending another $87 billion for the War on Terrier, right?

Califoracle

Funny. Scary as all hell, too.

Sri Ganesh

Maybe it's a good thing that I've never performed the ritual that Nancy describes?

Clocking the Untruth

I heard this joke first during the Nixon Administration. Then again during the Reagan Administration.

More reorganization
I got at it again. Dividing and multiplying. Moods is the category undergoing revision now. Given the nature of the...

Fishing

I first heard this joke told about General Rios-Montt of Guatemala. It has been adapted for the present day

Late

"I'm late!" So quoth the White Rabbit.

Wrecked

Your Catfood or Your Life!
Thanks to John Lettiere. Looks like one of those pictures in Goya's "Horrors of War" series, except that the...

Shadows

I've been thinking a lot about shadows lately.

Ancient Pleasure Secret Revealed

Warning: Childish Adult Content.

Introducing.... Mictli Mouse!

Who needs copyright extensions when you have Mictli Mouse to succeed the 20th century rodent?

Karen's 12 Days of Christmas - A Haiku Cycle Not for the Young

The "poetry" which is hidden on the second page of this entry was written in (dis?)honor of Karen Zipdrive....

An Awful Thing for a Husband to Do

I submitted two pictures of Lynn to Statue Molesters.

A Different Mirror of the White House and Elsewhere

The language only made it sound more like what the average beer nuts-chewing American had been saying about Hussein for a long time.

Game?

Off to the Festival
I mentioned to some friends online that I was planning to attend the Fall Festival at St. Anthony's Abbey in...

Ass Friday 2

Isn't this a better looking ass than the one I put up last week?

Ass Friday

Two weeks ago, Crazy Tracy declared that from now on she would observe "Ass Friday".... It seems today that she's already grown tired of pursuing Sorrento around the house with her digital camera or that Sorrento had steadfastly stood with her back against the wall whenever Tracy came in the same room as her. I can't say that I blame her.....

Exclamations
I've been in dirty Batman mode lately: Great sacred coprolite of Damascus! Holy Shit! Most Divine High Priestess of Aphrodite!...