Journalists and Pundits

Responses to the foilibles of the news media and its self-proclaimed experts.

August 17, 2004
Swift Boat to Hell

Gonzales appeals to the "some people say" logic of Fox News.

Posted by Joel at 06:11 PM | Read More
August 15, 2004
Swift Kick and Punt Return

Because blogging has become popular and has drawn off a small sliver of the public who might otherwise mindlessly read the country's major newspapers or watch its television media, we are now targetted by the same people who have been maneuvering big media to toe the Republican line.

Posted by Joel at 10:33 PM | Read More
July 27, 2004
West Nile Virus 2

The price we pay is mass histrionic behavior. And is that good for our health?

Posted by Joel at 02:55 PM | Read More
July 13, 2004
What's a Q or an N?

This is one hell of an OOOPS

Posted by Joel at 05:22 PM | Read More
Spiderman

Spiderman is a liberal.

Posted by Joel at 10:46 AM | Read More
April 24, 2004
Religious Tolerance

For all their talk about tolerance, what are Patrick and Kevin doing to support the Christian Left?

Posted by Joel at 10:21 AM | Read More
April 23, 2004
Reverend Lou Sheldon

Reverend Lou Sheldon claims never to have said those words. Which is funny because he's said an awful lot of words like them!

Posted by Joel at 07:25 PM | Read More
April 06, 2004
Narrow Exit

The Story is what we take when we don't have the courage to ask our medical insurance to allow us to see a psychiatrist or get assertiveness training.

Posted by Joel at 09:52 AM | Read More
February 18, 2004
Don't Chide Her, Fire Her

Voice for Change tells me that I should write a nasty letter to Ann Coulter because she disparages the war record of Max Cleland who has committed the heinous act of criticizing her idol, George W. Bush.

Posted by Joel at 06:39 AM | Read More
February 13, 2004
They've Always Got to Find a Penis

Those who have read my comments on Kerry lately might believe that I would be delighted to hear the news. Frankly, I think this calls for a massive yawn.

Posted by Joel at 01:06 AM | Read More
February 01, 2004
Super Fowl

The real apology goes to MoveOn and other organizations which paid good money to air ads critical of the Bush Administration.

Posted by Joel at 08:31 PM | Read More
January 29, 2004
David Low

It's all too easy to second guess dead people.

Posted by Joel at 03:14 AM | Read More
January 28, 2004
Advice for Dr. Dean and Others Victims of the Press

The trick is to keep our heads while the pundits are losing theirs. Then we will have a movement, my friends.

Posted by Joel at 09:02 PM | Read More
January 26, 2004
Meat the Press

The friend who passed this on to me said that she thought it was a parody at first.

Posted by Joel at 03:36 PM | Read More
January 21, 2004
The Klansman Gravity Problem

They can type, they can write a snazzy opening paragraph, they can look good for the camera, but God help us: they can't think!

Posted by Joel at 08:10 AM | Read More
January 15, 2004
Overrun in Atlanta

Doubtless, media pinionists will be all over the crowd for disturbing this "solemn ceremony".

Posted by Joel at 09:24 PM | Read More
January 12, 2004
Cheneygate?

I think the Watergate legacy is leaning hard on American reporters. A scandal of this proportion outstrips what Nixon and Clinton did, combined.

Posted by Joel at 03:40 PM | Read More
January 05, 2004
Fox Defames MoveOn

The wolf always says that the deer is a carnivore.

Posted by Joel at 04:28 PM | Read More
December 15, 2003
Sharon Smith 2

It doesn't say much for Old Nipper's ability to face a crisis if he loses it and points at the victim where nudity is involved.

Posted by Joel at 03:43 PM | Read More
November 23, 2003
A Comment Worth Looking At
A new comment on an old article is worth looking at: War photographer Jon Mills on "Biased Impartiality": Many photographers...
Posted by Joel at 12:13 PM | Read More
November 15, 2003
A Ridiculous Rant from the Right

Whenever I heard a whine like this, I want to ask "Are you worried that you might be an obstructionist, James?"

Posted by Joel at 06:40 PM | Read More
November 08, 2003
Double Standard

Right is for harsh penalties against addicts in the so-called "War on Drugs" until one of their own is revealed as chemically dependent. Then we're told that "this is a special case" and we should "show mercy".

Posted by Joel at 10:43 PM | Read More
November 03, 2003
Non-co-optation

I've made a point to frequent blogs where the material roves with the mind of the writer. I prefer not to worry about those people who can't take the fact that I think for myself and choose my own subjects. I don't make it a ritual to open the newspaper and comment everyday -- what matters most to me is charting where I am.

Posted by Joel at 01:01 PM | Read More
November 01, 2003
The Murdoch Machine Does it Again

I'm with Christian on this: "is it too much to ask that someone who purports to see the fucking future might have the ability to pick out one of the 364 days this year when John Ritter was not going to kick off?"

Posted by Joel at 08:59 PM | Read More
October 16, 2003
If a Tree Falls in a Forest....

....does it make a sound when the American media is not there to cover it?

Posted by Joel at 05:13 PM | Read More
September 24, 2003
How Trustworthy is This Factoid?

Yes, I should trust the same media which failed to investigate the truthfulness of the President's rationale for war (among other things) when it relates a factoid about illegal aliens on the eve of a California election.

Posted by Joel at 03:42 AM | Read More
September 22, 2003
Taxes by Corporations on Us and Other Suppressed Stories

Do you want your local cable company deciding what is fit for you to see and what you should not see (like the European press and this weblog)?

Posted by Joel at 07:24 AM | Read More
September 21, 2003
International Date Rape

La Belle France is right to keep her legs crossed here.

Posted by Joel at 06:22 PM | Read More
September 19, 2003
Supply Side Jesus

Word is that the National Review has referred to it as "low, stinking satire", a chorus that I will undoubtably hear when our current affair discussion group meets next month.

Posted by Joel at 09:34 PM | Read More
September 07, 2003
Uncautious Skepticism

It's a spin more worthy of saucer cultists than of an honest skeptic that leads Barbara Mikkelson to defend the gathering of the Saudis, to insist that they weren't flown out of the country while the airport ban was in effect, and to write off any testimony which confounds the facts as reported in a selected series of articles.

Posted by Joel at 08:08 PM | Read More
August 16, 2003
Why Questions Do Not Get Asked

It's too upsetting, for these, to think that we might be flawed and promoting ideals that are evil.

Posted by Joel at 12:39 AM | Read More
August 12, 2003
"Fair and Balanced" is No One's Property

This isn't "Things go better with Coke", "the Pepsi Challenge", "Winston Tastes Good Like a Cigarette Should": this is declaring that phrases like "liberty and justice for all" or "ham and eggs" can be owned by one person.

Posted by Joel at 08:31 PM | Read More
August 07, 2003
McCarthyism at the Wall Street Journal

The statements made about MoveOn were blatantly and prejudicially wrong.

Posted by Joel at 07:33 PM | Read More
July 27, 2003
Make Way for the Real News, Please

In all the anger over Leykis's boorishness, Whited alone has seen that perhaps a good point is to be salvaged: that we're innocent until proven guilty.

Posted by Joel at 11:04 PM | Read More
May 22, 2003
Common Dreams Sells Out

I am beginning to wonder just who finances Common Dreams? Who paid for this piece whose purpose is obviously to calm liberal fears about the implications of this media takeover?

Posted by Joel at 09:36 PM | Read More
December 25, 2002
Journalist Spits on Blogs -- How Surprising

Another journalist buried in laurels from her peers who dismissed what is probably the most vibrant medium out there.

Posted by Joel at 09:46 PM | Read More
October 21, 2002
Sound-bytten

Poor Chris Rettstatt. A victim of sound bytes....

Posted by Joel at 05:29 PM | Read More
August 09, 2002
Faux News

Casting for this entertainment included a whore who wore a sleeveless blouse and a diamond choker; a good girl who covered her arms; and a wimpy middle aged geezer chosen for the fact that he wasn't especially handsome and so could be easily replaced in the fantasy of the average male.

Posted by Joel at 05:29 PM | Read More
July 23, 2002
The Blog Obsession!

Obsession seems to be a common syndrome that bloggers fight.

Posted by Joel at 04:48 PM | Read More