Memory - Silicon Valley

Silly Con Valley, 1984 to 1999. Includes my 1992 sojourn in former Yugoslavia.

August 02, 2004
Making MUSH of the Brain

People hold grudges for petty slights. It becomes a game to crash the server. Small minds who have no life of their own become obsessed with capturing the server from you.

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March 07, 2004
Does God Hate Lobster?

Eat not of the Shrimp because it is loved by Your Creator.

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February 26, 2004
The Bible, Passion, and Jewish-Christian Relations

We must ask "Why this Gospel? Why not one of the other three, none of which include the divisive line?

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December 15, 2003
At a Wedding in Santa Cruz, Circa 1985

A relative of the family was imprisoned in the kitchen because he could not walk or talk like the rest of us.

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August 27, 2003
Honesty and Mental Illness

Sometimes a quiet cry in your ear gets louder as it lingers in the mind. A friend said to me the other day: "Why is it that I have to give up my rights to privacy just because I am mentally ill?"

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July 22, 2003
Joel tells a-- well, -- some

"Where did you meet your wife?" people ask. "At a party that I wasn't planning on going to," I say.

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June 11, 2003
Resurrection of the Dead

A and T inadvertently did the cruelest thing I think a person can do to a person without cutting or shooting them. They saw me as another person, T's dead brother who'd killed himself I don't know how many years before.

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May 28, 2003
Saying Yes to a Liar

I did not want to be shaking hands on my wedding day and saying, when they asked what I did, "I'm unemployed".

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May 16, 2003
Blankness Unto Death

A exhausted blankness unto death, worse, it seemed, than anything Kierkegaard had ever imagined.

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April 27, 2003
Like Controlling Rabbits

The statement's like one pregnant rabbit.

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April 21, 2003
The Courage of a Cat

As my wife crouched for the snatch of the cat, Virginia mewed and whimpered. "How," she asked in her feline tongue, "how can you make me eat that stuff?"

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December 18, 2002
The Gura and Others, Revisited

I know I sound extremely selfish right now. So does a starving woman when the subject of food comes up.

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The Gura

I never caught on until later that I was being sized up for two things: the size of my discretionary income and my sexual attractiveness.

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December 15, 2002
Handling a Jerk

Once he paged me to let me know that he was moving to San Jose. "I know where you live," he said.

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August 01, 2002
Views

I'm dying for this park.

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