Nature

Sometimes red in tooth and claw, sometimes just blooming.

July 20, 2004
Pig Fish

This is why we yell at people who drive Hummers. They are the pig fish in the mixed tank who will cause us all to perish.

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July 08, 2004
Deer Trails

Summer has yellowed the grass and the deer have flattened it along the courses they love to run.

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July 05, 2004
Baby Bird

Oh little fellow. The world waits to eat you.

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July 01, 2004
Deer in Sleepy Hollow

Bob told me "You have to stop and look."

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June 22, 2004
Lion in Wait?

It was about ten to twenty yards south of the Sleepy Hollow entrance that I saw faint tracks in the dust on the left side of the road.

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June 12, 2004
Growling

A low growl burbled behind me.

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June 07, 2004
Deaf to the World

An older Persian man grinned at me from a nose worthy of Darius the Great. He pulled out his earphones when he saw my lips moving in greeting.

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May 26, 2004
I Will Not Surrender My Joy

In my head I shall keep these images as the reason for my struggle.

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May 24, 2004
Chaparral Hiking Tips

Those paths leading off the main roads and up steep slopes aren't "Indian trails". The Indians weren't so stupid as to make their life difficult. Those are Stupid American trails.

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May 22, 2004
Swarm and Splendor

The weird wildlife encounter of the day was a swarm of bees which covered an area the width of a basketball in the middle of the road.

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May 21, 2004
Signs and Solitude

Like Maria of alembic, I discount these sightings as signs.

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May 16, 2004
Santiago Trail 2

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May 15, 2004
May 12, 2004
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May 09, 2004
Teaching Fear

It was only seven inches long from nose to tail, one of this spring's first kits.

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A Garter Snake

When I heard a continuous hiss without the tiny foot steps and without the heavy-bodied pushing of the grass, I looked immediately....

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May 08, 2004
The Sun and The Moon

Did men seize on the Sun out of Womb Envy?

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May 01, 2004
The Swarm 2

The Bee Man came just before five. He'd cleared out seven hives before he came to ours.

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April 29, 2004
A Swarm

Nature's come to our condominium. An Africanized honey bee queen found a crack beneath our Spanish tile eaves and set up court.

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April 27, 2004
April 24, 2004
War of the Sugar Bush

We thought it was injured.

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Cussed Snake at Holy Jim

"Did you get a picture of it?" Lynn asked.

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April 21, 2004
April 20, 2004
Feeding the Birds

I'm part of the property now and it's my task to feed.

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April 06, 2004
Crows

Crows have taken over a tall pine tree a short block away.

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March 17, 2004
Duel

A red-tail hawk attempted to settle down atop one of the long-leafs. Two crows swirled about him, pecking.

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March 14, 2004
Sleepy Hollow, Whiting Ranch Wilderness

I am an atheist when it comes to the existence of the lower pond.

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March 11, 2004
Felis Concolor at Whiting Wilderness 4

On Tuesday, I went for a walk along the Sage Scrub Trail. There, preserved in the hardened mud along that mountain biker-eroded canyon, I saw a series of about ten tracks.

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February 12, 2004
Homo Sapiens at Whiting Ranch

The only sound I heard was the wind tumbling off the mountain, hustling through the chaparral, and rushing through the arroyos and the gleaming industrial park at the mouth of the canyon to make a date with the ocean.

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January 22, 2004
Winter Closure Continues at Whiting Ranch

Yellow police tape and red signs remain looped around the area following this month's earlier mountain lion attack. I suspect that bikers are ignoring the signs.

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January 11, 2004
My Mountain Lion

Was this my lion, the lion that I frightened off last October?

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January 09, 2004
Felis concolor at Whiting Ranch Wilderness 3

We can and will learn from this. My sincere condolences to the family of the victim, to the woman who was mauled, and the two survivors of the incidents.

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Felis Concolor at Whiting Ranch Wilderness 2

Think of it: a biker never stops to look. He is always on the move, always -- in the eyes of the lion -- fleeing. It's like dragging a piece of red yarn in front of your cat. It's going to induce it to pounce.

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December 08, 2003
December 06, 2003
December 05, 2003
Two People Framing an Excursion

Fifty steps down into Whiting Wilderness, I saw a tiny monogamous or perhaps unmarried California Mouse crossing the trail.

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November 28, 2003
November 26, 2003
Hooray for Hollywood

One of the signs of late autumn in Southern California is the eruption of the red berries of the Toyon bush, also known as the Christmas Berry or Hollywood. This is the plant that gave the subdivision its name.

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November 14, 2003
Bighorn Sheep

I have never seen a bighorn in the wild. Together with a sighting of pronghorn antelope, it remains an elusive thrill for me.

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November 07, 2003
Sycamores

Sycamores or alisos as they are known in Spanish are a favorite shade tree in my neighborhood and they grow wild in the creek bottoms.

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November 06, 2003
Sleepy Hollow

I took a walk today through the underlight of Sleepy Hollow, a dusky green vale that begins a seasonal run of water to the sea in Whiting Wilderness.

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November 01, 2003
Solar Cloud

I remember looking at the sun through the fumaroles earlier this week while I was out walking in Whiting and seeing a couple of definite spots on the surface.

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October 31, 2003
Utah Travel Diary 9

I have no quarrel with cows other than their habit of manufacturing fuel for fires in a most unappetizing display of foot-wide olive galaxies.

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October 29, 2003
Utah Travel Diary 8

The cottonwoods undulate outside....the blue light from without. How wonderful it would be if it flowed and had substance. How great it would be if you could have Crater Lake in a cup.

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A Hawk and Smoke

The only creature I saw other than tiny lizards at Whiting on my walk yesterday was a lone red-tailed hawk.

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October 28, 2003
Formica

The scarlet toyon or "hollywood" berries had begun to show themselves along the fringes of Sleepy Hollow and I had stopped to look at them when I realized that my ankle stung slightly.

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October 24, 2003
Deer, Puma Tracks, and Dead Rabbits

I came upon a park ranger who was deciding what to do with a dead rabbit. It had clearly been killed and chewed.

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October 23, 2003
Moody Mountain Lions and Coyotes

I told my neighbors about seeing the mountain lion the other evening.

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October 22, 2003
Cryptobiotic Crust

It's an unnerving feeling to realize that if you blunder off the trail in a desert park or just about anywhere, one footstep can destroy a population rivalling Manhattan.

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October 20, 2003
Felis concolor at Whiting Ranch Wilderness

A sound like breaking tinsel as the body burst out of the grass along the road's edge. A face: white cheeks, black nose and eyes, tan fringes.

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October 16, 2003
Utah Travel Diary 3

An elderly hiker examines a boulder. Another fellow says "Very nice, actually. Very nice." He tries to circle the pond by way of the talus.

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October 13, 2003
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October 01, 2003
Super Rats!

Will these super rats find a way into adjacent Central Asian Republics? Will they spread into Afghanistan and force Osama Bin Laden to flee, arm-in-arm, with the U.S. High Command?

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September 03, 2003
August 23, 2003
August 13, 2003
Autumn

And when autumn finally arrived, it looked little different from summer when you stood under the elderberries and gazed across the oak-glutted arroyos.

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August 05, 2003
Usurper at the Feeder

The top hummingbird met his match today.

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August 03, 2003
Birdbrained Evolution

Evolution leads to stupidity, purblindness, that endures just as long as it allows the individual organisms to breed.

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August 01, 2003
Why Blog?

There seem to be two reasons people give for blogging: to change minds and to get laid.

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July 30, 2003
Hummingbird on Patrol

When my cousin Anne was four, she used to call them "hunting birds".

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July 21, 2003
Bat in Belfry

Lynn nearly walked into it, a three inch long fur blimp with eight inch wings.

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July 07, 2003
Ridgeline

In the evenings, rabbits -- Western cottontails -- come out of the coyote brush and dine on the lawn.

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June 27, 2003
Dana Point 3

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June 24, 2003
Organ Pipe Cactus NM, 1990

I remember a night at Organ Pipe Cactus NM when I walked out to the edge of the campground, starchart in hand, partly to see what I could make out of the distant suns overhead, partly to leave Lynn resting in peace.

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June 17, 2003
San Onofre 2

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June 16, 2003
The East Coast of Crete

We went because there was a Minoan palace, one of the grand stone halls they built when they dreaded pirates who were hung like bulls splashing in from the sea and raping their bare-breasted queens.

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San Onofre 1

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June 09, 2003
June 08, 2003
Mockingbird Nest
I wandered into a blog where a conversation about a mockingbird nest was going on recently. I've lost the address....
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June 07, 2003
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May 23, 2003
Crystal Cove 10

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Insect Names

The lives of these insects is a matter beyond their names that deserves personal study

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May 20, 2003
Ebb Tide

Smoky rocks turned ashen as the sun scraped the water off their granitic shellbacks.

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May 19, 2003
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May 12, 2003
Roadkill

Crickets clicked constantly wherever we went in the grassland. They went silent only if I stopped too near them or if that other sound -- the sound of the wheeled locusts who are death to the mice, the snakes, the lizards, and the gleaming oil black bombadier beetles who try to cross these roads.

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May 11, 2003
LocalHikes.Com reporter

So far I have two hikes that I have covered.

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May 06, 2003
Seal of Approval

Let's take up a collection to bring him here and drop him on I-5 during rush hour

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May 01, 2003
Manroots and Cheeseweed

If we're going to write about California, we should know our native plant life. And the names -- the names alone -- should startle and excite the imagination.

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April 28, 2003
Dreaded Hill

Dreaded Hill rises like a great panther paw between two canyons.

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April 26, 2003
Whiting Ranch Wilderness 2003

"I've been telling him about 'the mountain lion'," he winked. "Tell him about the mountain lion."

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April 17, 2003
Deep Down

The habitable part of our condominium ends its fall from the sky at a long seam separating its concrete foundation from the tarred over asphalt of our cul de sac.

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March 31, 2003
Someone has to Speak for the Moles

Mary Beth did little grey gentlemen (and gentlewomen) the world over a disservice recently....

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March 22, 2003
Chaparral Spring

The change from night's limited visions has refreshed me.

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March 05, 2003
And Now for the Phasmatidae

As is usual in Science, the discovery upsets some currently held theories. Yes, they've changed their mind -- slightly -- again.

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February 03, 2003
Armadillo 2

Governor Jeb Bush reportedly called his brother and told him to add the goddess of good karma to the Axis of Evil because she was flagrantly using chemical weapons.

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January 31, 2003
Armadillo

California may be a more pleasant place filled with people who can count than in than Florida, but they have one up on us when it comes to wildlife.

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November 27, 2002
Just Outside the Chaparral

Every mop dog who yearns to be a wolf joins in the agonized whining.

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October 06, 2002
Modjeska Canyon

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September 14, 2002
Crystal Cove 4

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September 09, 2002
Crystal Cove 3

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September 07, 2002
Crystal Cove 1

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A Tidepool and A Feeding Frenzy

The fisherman laughed. "I've gone and upset the whole ecology," he said.

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September 01, 2002
Penetration

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July 21, 2002
Don't Tell John Ashcroft About This

I do wish trees wouldn't involve me in their sex lives.

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July 15, 2002
White Buckwheat

I look outside at the sharp sandstone ridges and half domes and I feel like them -- half-clothed with "soft chaparral" like buckwheat that cracks when you pick a piece and explodes when you set a spark to it.

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