Nipper Kettle Awards

Honors Bovines who raise silly issues in the name of screwy ideals and fifteen minutes of fame.

February 09, 2004
Hijacked for God?

Passengers dialed relatives, perhaps in fear that they'd booked a ticket on a Christian Identity suicide mission.

Posted by Joel at 03:41 PM | Read More
February 08, 2004
Flipping his Toucan

Ugly American Douglas A. Skolnick is the winner of a Nipper Kettle Award for stupid, pointless acts of self promotion.

Posted by Joel at 06:26 PM | Read More
January 11, 2004
Howard Dean's Free Speech Zone is Everywhere

Ask not about Bush's repression of free speech and dissent in his presence, but make a big issue when Howard Dean speaks up for himself and for his supporters.

Posted by Joel at 06:17 PM | Read More