Paranoids

People who are afraid of other people for no good reason.

February 24, 2004
Suitcase Nukes: Is The Truth is Hidden in Caves?

The suitcase nukes story appears to be a cold act of desparation by the Bush Administration to save its collective ending from defeat at the polls in November. Or could there be a darker purpose?

Posted by Joel at 01:46 PM | Read More
December 23, 2003
Orange Alert at LAX

I'm getting tired of these high adventure scenarios that are becoming more and more what bureaucrats feel must be an essential of our daily life.

Posted by Joel at 09:53 PM | Read More
June 26, 2003
Don't Be Schtupid, Be a Schmartie....

NAZI: Sure. (long pause) Are you going to send me a copy of this, because it's coming out really bizarre.

Posted by Joel at 01:04 AM | Read More
March 12, 2003
Notice to U.S. Counter-Terrorism Operatives

I think you should know that a major terrorist activity is set for March 17 2003 at the United Nations Building.

Posted by Joel at 03:00 AM | Read More
February 13, 2003
Clarity on FEMA

It's still a good idea to read the sections about preparedness for natural disasters.

Posted by Joel at 01:10 PM | Read More
February 12, 2003
The Administration That Cried "Alert"

I have to apply the "What makes me think that I am so damned important that a terrorist is going to target my house?" rule to these fears.

Posted by Joel at 01:35 PM | Read More