Scoundrels

Wicked people.

August 17, 2004
Swift Boat to Hell

Gonzales appeals to the "some people say" logic of Fox News.

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August 12, 2004
Joel Sax Sounds Korean, doesn't it?

You go to hell, Mr. UGO.

Posted by Joel at 04:33 PM | Read More
February 08, 2004
UnJustin

The woman should be punished, the reasoning follows, the man excused because "she led him into it".

Posted by Joel at 12:07 PM | Read More
January 14, 2004
Portrait of a New Rager at B&N

I looked at the loudmouth's hands. Smooth white fingers. No ring. Not surprising.

Posted by Joel at 08:59 PM | Read More
January 05, 2004
Fox Defames MoveOn

The wolf always says that the deer is a carnivore.

Posted by Joel at 04:28 PM | Read More
December 05, 2003
Holiday Madness 2

Walmart acts immorally and possibly illegally in many ways. While I do not support fraud as a means of battling an evil giant, I stand by my pledge not to shop there for these other reasons.

Posted by Joel at 02:14 PM | Read More
December 01, 2003
No More Pink Flamingos at Buckingham Palace?

If I were Elizabeth 2, I wouldn't invite this boor back to my house.

Posted by Joel at 08:21 PM | Read More
November 30, 2003
Red Son

Is it Pax Americana or Pox Americana? Are we really standing for Truth, Justice, and Freedom or just Control?

Posted by Joel at 09:09 PM | Read More
November 01, 2003
The Murdoch Machine Does it Again

I'm with Christian on this: "is it too much to ask that someone who purports to see the fucking future might have the ability to pick out one of the 364 days this year when John Ritter was not going to kick off?"

Posted by Joel at 08:59 PM | Read More
August 21, 2003
Oliver North

At that proud purr of your voice, the war in Vietnam was lost -- by you.

Posted by Joel at 04:14 AM | Read More
August 18, 2003
The Great Ape Molester

If Arnold becomes governor, expect the State of California to be wrapped up in sexual harassment lawsuits due to his behavior for years to come.

Posted by Joel at 05:47 PM | Read More
August 08, 2003
Darrell Issa's Lies and Gouges

Gray Davis hasn't been that exciting of a governor, but whether or not you like him, if it is the deficit that worries you, know that the recall election mounted by car thief Darrell Issa is going to cost you up to $66 million.

Posted by Joel at 02:38 PM | Read More
From the Crypt

Aside from an "unfair election" (as Representative Cass Ballenger, R-N.C put it), what Guatemala is dangerously close to is more years of genocide and bloody civil war.

Posted by Joel at 02:23 AM | Read More
July 29, 2003
Got a Secret? Willing to Bet On It?

A deliberate flop that could be tied to Clinton is what I have my money on.

Posted by Joel at 05:20 PM | Read More
July 27, 2003
Fishing

I first heard this joke told about General Rios-Montt of Guatemala. It has been adapted for the present day

Posted by Joel at 07:35 PM | Read More
July 25, 2003
Darrell Issa's Criminal Past

"I confronted Issa . . . . I got in his face and threatened to kill him, and magically my car reappeared the next day."

Posted by Joel at 03:46 PM | Read More
July 23, 2003
Dance of the Assassins

If the loathliest criminal cannot be assured a fair trial instead of a summary execution, then the highest-minded man or woman of conscience is also threatened, as is the most apathetic and law-abiding of citizens.

Posted by Joel at 01:13 AM | Read More
February 07, 2003
Suicide Online

"I told u I was hardcore," were his last coherent words.

Posted by Joel at 01:27 PM | Read More
February 06, 2003
St. Rasputin!? Then St. Stalin?

It's not bleeding icons or weeping statues that make a saint. It is the good works and dedication to the ideals and methods of Christ.

Posted by Joel at 11:46 PM | Read More
January 26, 2003
Diego's Diet (Macabre)

Woman-flesh especially delighted Rivera, who relished the legs, breasts, and brains.

Posted by Joel at 07:51 PM | Read More
December 18, 2002
The Gura and Others, Revisited

I know I sound extremely selfish right now. So does a starving woman when the subject of food comes up.

Posted by Joel at 07:46 PM | Read More
The Gura

I never caught on until later that I was being sized up for two things: the size of my discretionary income and my sexual attractiveness.

Posted by Joel at 02:52 AM | Read More
December 15, 2002
Lott vs. the Wimpocrats

I've not liked Lott for years. I've been dismayed to watch his rise to the Senate leadership. Bet we won't ever see him run for president, though. He knows he could never stand the test of an actual majority of voters, much less a Senate elected by a true majority of voters.

Posted by Joel at 12:42 AM | Read More
December 13, 2002
Lots More on Lott

Just the thought of the apologize-oh-matic "a Republican can do no wrong" crowd babbling on about the "meanness" of the Congressional Black Caucus in not accepting Lott's pathetic apology causes the contents of my dinner to back up in the vicinity of my appendix and consider turning back for where it first came in.

Posted by Joel at 02:19 AM | Read More
December 08, 2002
Why they booed Lott

The Republicans at that gathering should have done the same and the toastmaster should have thrown him off the platform.

Posted by Joel at 11:35 PM | Read More
December 03, 2002
The Starrish Inquisition in Malaysia

Two thoughts: first, sodomy shouldn't be a crime when it occurs between consenting adults; and second, I doubt that Anwar Ibrahim is guilty.

Posted by Joel at 04:20 PM | Read More
November 15, 2002
Jesus Loves the Nigerian Scam?

Americans will love nothing more than helping some poor woman who has been saved from Islam.

Posted by Joel at 10:42 PM | Read More
October 24, 2002
John Allen Muhammad et. al.

Americans have more to fear from our well-armed homegrown sociopaths with a cause than from Saddam Hussein.

Posted by Joel at 01:41 PM | Read More
October 05, 2002
The Litter King

I doubt that Tony Kanoa would link to my page, this other voice from Portola Hills.

Posted by Joel at 03:28 PM | Read More
August 28, 2002
....and the horse you rode in on

Clint Eastwood taught many people that it was perfectly fine to be schizoid and hypocritical, to speak of love and act in a bellicose fashion; to promote yourself as honorable and cheat your way to the top.

Posted by Joel at 11:54 PM | Read More
July 15, 2002
Is Saint Rasputin Next?

Nicolas III...does not inspire [supporters of his canonization] to tell the truth, which is one of the highest forms of Good. This should be reason enough to reject for all time any claims on his sainthood.

Posted by Joel at 01:40 PM | Read More
July 04, 2002
Holocaust Denial

Would that the number were only 300,000 as some hope!

Posted by Joel at 04:47 PM | Read More
June 24, 2002
"It's the war of Northern Aggression"

To be a Southerner does not require adherence to the neo-confederate's politically correct litmus test.

Posted by Joel at 10:38 PM | Read More