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January 17, 2004
Apologize to a Soldier
[Meridell] I think when people come back from war, instead of a parade we should apologize to them. Tell them we are sorry we screwed up so badly that they had to go.
Posted by Joel at 06:11 PM | Read More
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November 25, 2003
The Value of a Conscience
Must be hell, he said, to have a conscience, then.
Posted by Joel at 01:39 PM | Read More
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November 11, 2003
Whining Parents
By the incremented rod of evolution, I am a failure. I have no children. I am not one of those people who calls himself "childless by choice". I am childless by circumstance.
Posted by Joel at 08:45 PM | Read More
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September 17, 2003
Fill
Fill.
Posted by Joel at 01:53 AM | Read More
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September 16, 2003
The Other Road
I loved literature: I got As in high school and scored a 5 on the AP literature examination. Writing was what I did well.
Posted by Joel at 11:55 PM | Read More
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August 04, 2003
A Monstrous Eight Year Old Boy
If only he hadn't hit me. Not just that day, but many times before that.
Posted by Joel at 11:05 PM | Read More
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June 05, 2003
August 1976 - Her name is no one's business
They say that Mormons and Catholics live to breed.
So aside from the catch of the blue book with the golden hornblower
the two of us should have been naturals in the flesh.
Posted by Joel at 11:54 PM | Read More
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May 28, 2003
Saying Yes to a Liar
I did not want to be shaking hands on my wedding day and saying, when they asked what I did, "I'm unemployed".
Posted by Joel at 10:08 PM | Read More
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