Strange

Martyrdom 6: Catholic Martyrs, Attis, Pious Frauds, and BDSM

It was not for beauty that the early church fathers banned the damaged from celebrating the Mass; the prelates were more concerned about the barbarous lengths to which some interpreted scripture and pagan rites in which initiates altered themselves.

Keyboard Mystery

This is a picture of the left side of our keyboard. The right side doesn't have the same nuclear meltdown look as the left.

Is this Your Neighbor?

Do you have a clue who this is?

The Real Michael Jackson

Michael, who told you that you were ugly? What happened to make you feel ashamed of yourself?

Lactation Envy?

What would Freud say about this?

Super Rats!

Will these super rats find a way into adjacent Central Asian Republics? Will they spread into Afghanistan and force Osama Bin Laden to flee, arm-in-arm, with the U.S. High Command?

Conservative Affirmative Action?

I actually think this is a great idea because students instinctively hate professors regardless of the tradition.

Monumental
They should build a statue to this man. He'd make one hell of a fountain!...

Phonography

I am speechless, to tell the truth. Utterly without comment or thought. Willing to let this stand on its own merits.

The Little Egg Township Blob

Truth did not turn out to be stranger than fiction.

Ammonia

I remember my first whiff of household ammonia.

Got a Secret? Willing to Bet On It?

A deliberate flop that could be tied to Clinton is what I have my money on.

Dana Point 2

Don't Be Schtupid, Be a Schmartie....

NAZI: Sure. (long pause) Are you going to send me a copy of this, because it's coming out really bizarre.

The Cat Woman

I had an online friend -- lost now in a history that got trashed in a hard disk crash about seven years ago when the net was young and people didn't blog -- who slept with seven cats every night.

From A Nature Guide

This is an actual article from Peterson's Field Guide to Venomous Animals and Poisonous Plants.

Hotel Lobbies

Desk clerks have no gender as far as I am concerned.

Death of The Gingerbread Man

Even after my death I sweetened.

Snowballing

Whispery grunts and then I stammer "Lynn. We don't share those secrets, what we did before we married."

Republican Style Political Correctness

If I see any restaurants changing the name of the product to "Freedom Fries" I will sue them for false advertising.

Trading Places

I should like to trade places with a woman, body for body, for a month.

St. Rasputin!? Then St. Stalin?

It's not bleeding icons or weeping statues that make a saint. It is the good works and dedication to the ideals and methods of Christ.

Diego's Diet (Macabre)

Woman-flesh especially delighted Rivera, who relished the legs, breasts, and brains.

Um, Thanks Sis

How, um, thoughtful but what's the rush?

To Be Was Not to Be

Some brilliant backer of James Bond got the bright idea of inviting a Russian theater company to come to England and present a performance of Hamlet as they had done in Moscow.