Wild Wild Web

I've been on the net since 1988 and it gets stranger all the time.

August 02, 2004
Making MUSH of the Brain

People hold grudges for petty slights. It becomes a game to crash the server. Small minds who have no life of their own become obsessed with capturing the server from you.

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July 31, 2004
Moving On

I did not write this email as a favor to Benji Adams because he does not deserve it. I did it for myself, a human being struggling to create and think for himself.

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July 26, 2004
Copyright Fallacies

What protects you here protects you elsewhere.

Posted by Joel at 10:55 PM | Read More
July 15, 2004
Bot Politics and Religion

I guess one robot cannot help but love another.

Posted by Joel at 03:36 PM | Read More
July 13, 2004
Sex and Lies at the Personality Forge

Are you a pedifil?" he asked

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May 28, 2004
A couple of Bots

Check out my two artificial intelligences, Emperor Norton and Mictlantecuhtli.

Posted by Joel at 05:33 PM | Read More
May 20, 2004
Studying for my Turing Test

Human: Do you support the war?

ALICE: I am in favor of all records being broken, at any time.

Posted by Joel at 10:19 PM | Read More
May 02, 2004
Death on the Internet

....the blue Pacific

endless and unperturbed

Posted by Joel at 04:51 PM | Read More
April 17, 2004
Net Pillage

Be careful when you go searching for "Sondheim lyrics".

Posted by Joel at 05:26 PM | Read More
April 13, 2004
Comedy of Terrors

hostingmatters.com might well be hanging there like a trout waiting for the filletting knife.

Posted by Joel at 09:01 PM | Read More
April 03, 2004
Fool's Equality

Few people want to be the meanie. What they want is a fool's equality where nice, ethical people can be held to be just as nasty as they are

Posted by Joel at 06:47 PM | Read More
December 27, 2003
Two Sites about Arguments
A couple of sites that might be of interest: Nizkor's Logical Fallacies Page Rules for Flame Wars...
Posted by Joel at 08:22 PM | Read More
December 13, 2003
For Sale on eBay: One Soul

Does eBay just want its share of what skeptics call the Snake Oil market?

Posted by Joel at 08:07 PM | Read More
September 19, 2003
Trolled

They did a good job, I have to admit.

Posted by Joel at 01:56 AM | Read More
September 12, 2003
Another Perversion of Founding Thoughts

It seems to me that the CC has hit on a way to bring moneychangers into the virtual temple.

Posted by Joel at 05:53 PM | Read More
August 31, 2003
Scarey

We're a nation which moves not when we have thought things through, but when things happen and when our leaders tell us what we want to hear to be able to go along with abridgements of the Constitution and war.

Posted by Joel at 05:28 AM | Read More
August 29, 2003
Techies
Bored techies left to their own devices create the most interesting error messages it seems. In the last twenty four...
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August 01, 2003
Flame Wars

I got an email about my Rules for Flame Wars from a fellow who thought they were great for the wrong reasons.

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July 15, 2003
Bewildering

Here's the strange part: this person remembers me. And I have been trying for two weeks now to remember who he/she is without success!

Posted by Joel at 02:20 AM | Read More
July 14, 2003
Vanilla Flavoring is Not Diversity

....diversity seems to mean that you don't express differences, that you don't declare where you have personally closed your mind.

Posted by Joel at 10:35 PM | Read More
June 17, 2003
I Have Never Walked Down this Street Before

The results I get for my Blogstreet neighborhood vary depending on which of my two possible URLs I punch in. Radically.

Posted by Joel at 07:48 PM | Read More
June 11, 2003
Blog for America
Howard Dean now has a weblog (written by Matthew Gross). Snatched from Ratched....
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June 06, 2003
Burningbird On Fire

Rebuttal must appear in the context of the message. Sam Ruby's marking of Burningbird's remarks as "flamebait" violates this principle.

Posted by Joel at 04:03 AM | Read More
June 01, 2003
Volcanic Masturbation

Is it only me that sees a attitude and a rhetoric of hate that is not unlike what was used to propel us into the latest Iraq War?

Posted by Joel at 09:40 PM | Read More
May 15, 2003
Under Attack

I am for ZERO TOLERANCE when it comes to spamming others for disagreements or harassment.

Posted by Joel at 08:21 PM | Read More
May 09, 2003
Backbone

Those who have stood up to those they don't agree with have no idea of the pain and the price you pay for standing up to those who are your friends and allies in the struggle against oppression.

Posted by Joel at 03:52 PM | Read More
Missing in Blog!

I was prepared to settle down to an evening of uninterrupted blog-surfing. But, alas!

Posted by Joel at 01:26 AM | Read More
May 07, 2003
Stop Bashing France Campaign

Pax Nortona throws its support to Marc's efforts against the hatred of the Right, led by the Occupier of the White House.

Posted by Joel at 01:16 AM | Read More
May 06, 2003
The Grey Bird Squawks

I could just pull her feathers!

Posted by Joel at 02:22 PM | Read More
May 02, 2003
Debate vs. Abuse at Conniptions

These are the kind of people who put signs on your butt that say "Kick me" or who drop banana peels in your path or who pick the wings off of flies or blow up frogs for the Death Star special effect. It's not debate that they are after, but anti-intellectual thrills.

Posted by Joel at 10:49 PM | Read More
April 14, 2003
Missing in Action
The following bloggers are missing in action: Artichoke Heart (since March 15) Cycling Dude (since April 7) Dear Raed (since...
Posted by Joel at 07:12 PM | Read More
April 11, 2003
The Wishy Washy Middle

The pacifists tend to praise me, but the worst flak I take are from the wishy-washy middles who have dropped me like a hot potato for, crime of crimes, disagreeing with them!

Posted by Joel at 01:03 AM | Read More
March 29, 2003
Pointless Comments

I've seen many reactions to the war and I am not sure that the pointless comments like "Yah-dah-duh" or "Woohoo! Gimme a can of catfood" are the ones I personally want to spend my time addressing.

Posted by Joel at 05:15 PM | Read More
March 25, 2003
Apologies 2/Clearing the Slate

View this as a primer for those who haven't yet understood a few key points about apologies.

Posted by Joel at 11:48 AM | Read More
Apologies and Comments

I don't think that apologizing is a sign of weakness. Like many of my closest friends, I feel that an apology is a sign of personal strength and integrity.

Posted by Joel at 11:36 AM | Read More
March 19, 2003
Anti-Bloggies

Doubtless we'll hear long agonized whines about our political correctness, but making fun of any disease is about as funny as a bastinado.

Posted by Joel at 02:26 AM | Read More
March 13, 2003
Death Roll Minus One and Blogging from a Depression

When Rich announced that he was discontinuing his other blog and when blu just disappeared for a couple of weeks, I felt lost. As long as they posted, you see, I knew that they were still fighting the fight.

Posted by Joel at 02:46 AM | Read More
March 12, 2003
An Open Comment on Natalie's Rules

I keep in mind that the biggest price we pay for freedom of speech is that someone else might not like what we write and say so.

Posted by Joel at 08:24 PM | Read More
March 11, 2003
The Death Roll Revised

I will be adding a few blogs to the list of the dead if their authors don't contact me by the end of the month....

Posted by Joel at 08:10 PM | Read More
March 10, 2003
Gone or Inactive

I wish to solemnly mark the passing of some good blogs.

Posted by Joel at 10:10 PM | Read More
February 25, 2003
Blogrolling and Exchanges

I've been making myself go through my main blogroll and move some people off of it.

Posted by Joel at 02:34 PM | Read More
February 13, 2003
Brandon Vedas Update

It's good to see that the Vedas family are an ally in finding constructive responses to this tragedy

Posted by Joel at 12:16 AM | Read More
February 12, 2003
Online Suicide 2

I've located a transcript of the last online chat of Brandon Vedas.

Posted by Joel at 05:36 PM | Read More
February 07, 2003
Suicide Online

"I told u I was hardcore," were his last coherent words.

Posted by Joel at 01:27 PM | Read More
January 26, 2003
Pickle Juice All Over Me

...having watched others accept honors that they didn't deserve with the greatest of grace, I bow and accept from Natalie...

Posted by Joel at 07:10 PM | Read More
December 26, 2002
Overeducation?

Certainly, no journalist that I know should be allowed to throw her or his paper at us and say that we're useless because we don't have it.

Posted by Joel at 11:48 PM | Read More
December 25, 2002
Journalist Spits on Blogs -- How Surprising

Another journalist buried in laurels from her peers who dismissed what is probably the most vibrant medium out there.

Posted by Joel at 09:46 PM | Read More
December 10, 2002
A Totally 21st Century Frustration

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!

Posted by Joel at 02:36 AM | Read More
October 08, 2002
The Scream - Network Dissolutions

Shave my head. Color me jaundiced. Put me on a bridge. Hear me wail.

Posted by Joel at 10:04 PM | Read More
September 05, 2002
Flourescent Locusts

Our ancestors, who knew Milton and solved calculus problems on slates, were run out of their homes and into alien mills where the champings of the mechanisms chewed away their very ability to think.

Posted by Joel at 12:33 PM | Read More
August 10, 2002
My Multiple Personalities: An Official List
This blog isn't all of me. I've been on the net since 1988, handing out my email account to people...
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