Words

Explorations of the smallest unit of intelligible speech.

August 17, 2004
Separatism: The New Codeword for Racism

Surely African Americans miss their private bathrooms and personal seats in the back of the bus?

Posted by Joel at 02:03 PM | Read More
June 03, 2004
Some half-talk

Skin belong you 'im stink

Posted by Joel at 05:36 PM | Read More
May 24, 2004
Homo Omnivorous

...our nearest relatives among the apes, such as the chimpanzees, have problems digesting meat without resorting to a lot of physical activity.

Posted by Joel at 11:18 PM | Read More
March 15, 2004
What about the Glass?

Whether the glass is half empty or half full, it's going to make a wishy washy noise when you shake it.

Posted by Joel at 04:01 PM | Read More
March 09, 2004
New Lexicons for the New Century

I received a shorter version of this list from John Lettiere via email.

Posted by Joel at 01:30 PM | Read More
January 27, 2004
Debunking the "Debunking"

The Libertines are in high form, trying to rewrite the language so that George W. Bush will not be labeled a coward or a chicken hawk.

Posted by Joel at 11:35 PM | Read More
January 20, 2004
The First Liberals

This bizarre history helps to explain the strange events of the Twentieth and early Twenty First centuries.

Posted by Joel at 04:43 PM | Read More
January 10, 2004
More New Terms for the "Debate"

My little dictionary of terms for today's changing political climate continues to grow as friends tell me their labels for particular types

Posted by Joel at 12:06 AM | Read More
January 02, 2004
Two New Terms for the "Debate"

Vichy Democrats: Refers to Democrats like Christopher Lieberman, John Kerry, John Edwards, Richard Gephardt, etc. who believe that the surest way to beat Bush is to act almost exactly like him.

Posted by Joel at 08:52 PM | Read More
August 24, 2003
Greenish Orange

There needs to be a word for greenish orange.

Posted by Joel at 07:47 PM | Read More
May 23, 2003
Insect Names

The lives of these insects is a matter beyond their names that deserves personal study

Posted by Joel at 10:07 PM | Read More
May 18, 2003
Word Search 5
I'm still looking for good words! Always will be, in fact.... phophorescentcrumblyflutedclastabrogatelustrousflaccidstriatedshellabdicatemutedsoapyfleckedadventuretensordeltagremlindaffodilriotoushemchrevronmucilagebuffsepiamanciplefleur-de-liscorkchartreuseironicfrankincenseserratepebbledalabasterzigurratmyrrhrabbetedporticospawnwoefulmuslinfriablefacadefoliatedspikeyorgandyarguewraparoundaggrievedhalcyonperiodotestiflehadalmenstruatemorosejadebroachabyssslapentropyundulatebreachweirgroinintrepidarrythmiamerkinrillboatvantagehospicegalwaysclawedwildlandabbatoirgroaningwheatenprehensileperipateticoverturepoppyauburnmaple-facedzanjacranberryattritionhennaedbeehiveirrigationlancetmelon...
Posted by Joel at 10:30 PM | Read More
May 16, 2003
Word Search 4

I know that among you silent masticators there are other word fans.

Posted by Joel at 11:23 PM | Read More
May 15, 2003
Word Search 3

Just because you haven't weighed in yet doesn't mean that you have nothing to offer.

Posted by Joel at 01:20 AM | Read More
May 12, 2003
Word Search 2

A brief glance suggests that I am short on verbs and adjectives for touch, taste, smell, and hearing.

Posted by Joel at 09:47 PM | Read More
May 10, 2003
Word Search

I've set myself the task of writing down forty words each day on five index cards for the next ten to twenty days.

Posted by Joel at 10:20 PM | Read More
July 31, 2002
What the Fork?

Sometimes when I am in chatrooms where the word is prohibited, I have my own collection of "acceptable variants" on the word. "Fark!" is one of the words. "Fork!" also works well as in "It's none of your forking business!"

Posted by Joel at 04:20 PM | Read More
July 24, 2002
Ganesha Help Me Out!
Consider these phrases: is - the certainty of possibility could be - the uncertainty of possibility could not be -...
Posted by Joel at 01:22 PM | Read More